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Arrows are the greatest power ever. Have to punch someone in the face but they’re a few feet away and all you have is a boxing glove, a bow, and an arrow? Just slap that puppy on an arrow and shoot it at his face. That’s a guaranteed knockout, homes. Have to hack a computer but all you have is a router, a bow, and an arrow? Just put the router on an arrow and shoot the computer, man. Works every time. (Sure, we might have lost our IT job, but we looked good the whole time we were doing it.) Need to tear gas a room but all you have is a tear gas grenade, a bow, and an arrow? What you do is this: shoot that tear gas grenade into the room and sit back and enjoy the sounds of dudes choking. It’s like music. See how much better life is with arrows? Oliver Queen sure does. As the Green Arrow, he does it all. He shoots arrows at bad guys. He shoots arrows at good guys too, if the situation calls for it. He even makes out with Shado, which is totally what we’d do if she was into it and we were single again. Don’t tell our girlfriend we said that, she’s the jealous type. Shooting guys with arrows and making out with Shado all in a day’s work for the world’s best archer! If you want to be as cool as Oliver is, you have two routes: go through a grueling, life endangering training regimen and have CW film the whole thing, or take the easier and more fun way out and get our officially licensed Adult Arrow Costume. It’s a sweet green hooded top you’ll want to wear year-round. A little eye black and a bow and you’ll be the star of Star City.
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