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We Thought We Should Warn You...When time eventually, inevitably begins going backward—it will happen, trust us—you will be forced to decide between blending in and, well, not blending in. Now that we have accepted that much, what do you suppose will happen if you decide against keeping your time traveling adventures low-key.Best of luck to you if you get caught in the 50s wearing yoga pants at some midwestern church. Or in the 20s wearing joggers and a v-neck to a party. Or in the 70s wearing your new Yeezys. Or in the 1860s wearing the wrong color at the wrong place and time. Because we've got it on good authority you'll be faced with public humiliation at best and a rowdy bunch of confederate soldier at worst. You don't want that, do you? Do you?!FUN DETAILSDidn't think so. This pullover dress has a scoop neckline with fringe at the shoulders and hemline. You'll attract way more people with this feather in the elastic headband than you would with any pair of sneakers. Unfortunately, the gloves shown in the photo are sold separately, but we have comparable items on the site!Be Ready for AnythingOkay, okay, we may be feeling a little imaginative today, and all of that time travel stuff may be impossible, but it's never too late to experience those iconic roaring 20s in our Deluxe Velvet Flapper Costume. You'll be a veritable Daisy Buchannan, the green apple of Jay Gatsby's eye, in this dark black flapper dress and matching headpiece. Anything the Jazz Age throws at you, be it champagne, an overzealous dude who keeps referring to your friends as "old sport," or an epic dance-off for the ages —literally or at a theme party—you'll be more than ready!
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